All About Me

I feel like an adult for having a website. But as you get to know me, you will find that I am a child. I’m basically a 12 year old with a drinking problem.

I love my life. I love my fans (I keep in touch, trust me). And I love my family.

I have recently been dubbed the voice for single women and this blog is dedicated to that. It’s a collection of funny videos, pictures, top 10 lists and diary entries. Not a lot of reading so I know you guys will love it.

I helped to found a sketch company in 2005 called The Strait Jacket Society. We’re a crazy bunch and we do slice of life, in your face, edgy yet witty sketch comedy. If you get a chance to check out our shows in Hollywood please do so. You won’t regret it! Check out my Tour Dates to see when I am performing with SJS!

I’m also on Reno 911 this season playing “Carmen.” A young, smart, desperately bored loner who frequently calls the officers just to “hang out.” If you like the character please let Comedy Central know by clicking on that link!

Let’s have some fun guys! And please let me know your thoughts and questions, I’m used to criticism. I have parents.

Sarah Tiana at the Ice House 15 Min. Set

This set was taped on Feb. 10th, 2010.


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Sarah & Laura Bid Farewell To Their Unknown Show

Laura Valdivia and I ran shows together for over 4 years! That's longer than most marriages in this country---especially the "strait" ones. She's one of my favorite people in the world and by far the funniest woman on earth. Much thanks to Chris Covics and the Unknown Theater for making a "home away from home" for comics. We have many a great memory from there.

The Strait Jacket Society

The Strait Jacket Society is a company I helped form over 5 years ago. I've done over 12 shows with the company and it is one of my proudest achievements. SJS is where "Carmen" first started and it's also the home of my second family. The SJS players are getting more and more recognition in Hollywood, and our unbelievable energy is attracting fans and talent from all over the world. Make sure you come and check out a show if you have time---even if it isn't mine! Also, make sure you email me if you are ever interested in auditioning to be a part of our historic company!

10 Reasons Michael Jackson Shouldn't Come Back From The Dead

So, as to be expected, there have been many Michael Jackson sightings all over the world. The claims that the King Of Pop is still alive are growing more absurd by the day. I saw 10 Crazy Things At The Michael Jackson Funeral, but these Thriller-like zombie sightings are getting out of control. Michael Jackson had some of the greatest dance moves of all times, but he's not going to moonwalk back into our lives. You'll have to go to the moon to see that. And why should he come back? He's better off where he is. Here are 10 Reasons Michael Jackson should remain on the other side:

10. California Is Flaming Enough
The wildfires are tearing our city apart. We don't need the return of a pseudo-gay pop star to inflame the rest of Southern California.


9. Why Overshadow Jaycee Lee Dugard's Return
Wasn't taking Farrah Fawcet's thunder enough?


8. LaToya Is Really Enjoying The Spotlight
She hasn't had this much attention since she started hosting The View. Oh wait, that's another Jackson.


7. Everything We Bought Would Go Down In Value
And I'm really hoping the sparkling glove replica and the Time magazine I bought will be worth millions one day.


6. The Ferris Wheel Is Gone
It's already at the California State Fair in Sacramento. MJ, you wouldn't want to disappoint all of those children would you? Or would you rather console them?


5. It Would Be Like Thriller 2 (which will never be as good as the original)
And what did the original Thriller teach us? Don't mess with dead people or they'll eat you like zombies. And they're better dancer's that turn into werewolves.


4. It Would Seriously Screw Up Healthcare Reform
The last thing we need is for America to think that Doctors and hospitals ARE doing a good job.


3. It Would Only Prove He Did Not Want To Go On Tour
Especially if he decided to come back right AFTER the last tour date was scheduled to take place.


2. Elvis Never Did
Michael and Elvis were alike in so many ways, why ruin that now? He can only come back if he brings The King with him---and they have to do a DJ AM duet.


1. Joe Jackson Would Beat His Ass
This(death) would be just another move that MJ couldn't do right.


How To Find A Man At The Michael Jackson Funeral.